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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 14, 2007 5:03:38 GMT -6
((LMFAO! Oh god, so damn funny! Arez the maid? *dies laughing*))
The door burst open, a heavy cloud of angst, doom and destruction sufficating the oxygen. His combat boots stomping heavily on the groud, Lao glared around the room, his purple eyes as threatening as a mushroom - of a matching colour, of course ((I killed my dramatic effect...)). The black trench coat loomed ominously around Lao's feminine body, which is feminine for a very good reason. Thinking of it raised Lao's sufficating aura of angst.
F*cking ungrateful bastard! Lao thought furious thoughts as his glare fell upon Carrie.
I would really, really like to kill something...
He adjusted his red t-shirt slightly, hands resting on the very black and leather pants clinging to his hips as a sadistic smirk crossed his face.
"Know anyone I can kill? Who won't be missed?"
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Post by panic on Feb 15, 2007 19:16:44 GMT -6
Carrie stared blankly at Lao.
Looks like somebody took their Drama Drought today... The blank staring continued.
Is he wearing a trench coat? Like the guy from Jay and Bilent Bill! ... Oh, wait... Jay and Silent BOB, duh Carrie. Pfffft, like I was watching it anyway. It wasjust ON Hallmark, and everyone watches that channel. Well, then there's the Sundance channel, bit their movies are just OLD. ... Can you dance with the sun? Wouldn't it burn you? Why not... Moondance, or Solar Flare Dance... Or Dances With Wolves...
"Mmmm, that was a good movie..."
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 15, 2007 23:41:04 GMT -6
And the door opened yet again! Who should walk in but Arez Smythe, the object of Carrie's bubblegum-maid fantasies. HOWEVER! There was a difference.
For one thing, nothing of Arez's attire was pirate; ninja, perhaps, if one watches Naruto, but certainly not pirate. For another, the goofy grin was replaced with an all-knowing smirk and the clumsy steps became smooth and forceful. And finally, the biggest of all...
...he promptly threw his arms around Lao, hugging him from behind.
"Excuse my pixie, he's PMSing," he announced, kissing the so-called pixie's cheek.
Lao's eyes flashed with rage. "Go shoot yourself you f*cking demented bastard!"
"See? Pixie's sad and tired, so he's snappy. But he ukes like a whore, so I forgive him," 'Arez' (who it is not) purred.
"...Nova?" Lao started quietly.
This is it! He's gonna admit he loves me and let me steal this oblivious try-hard's body for good!
"...what's ukes? A weapon?"
Nova twitched.
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Post by panic on Feb 18, 2007 0:12:51 GMT -6
Carrie twitched.
Did Arez just kiss Lao? I've died. I'm dead. I got run over by a car, and am now in either an alternate hell, or a very unique heaven where you dream about lame people in maid outfits chewing bubble gum and PMSing pixies...
"WHAT is the world COMING to!?!?!?!"
K.C. looked at the new arrivals from head to toe.
"Um... uke?"
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Post by bluebirdspride on Mar 8, 2007 22:58:13 GMT -6
Lao shoved Nova away forcefully. "Yes. Uke. What's that? It's a part of a name, right? Like in that guy...Sasuke?"
God f*cking DAMMIT! How can he be such an IDIOT? His mother's Japanese! Okay, okay... be cool. YOU'RE the superior being. You're his owner. Educate him. Yes. Through practical. Not theory. SOUNDS GOOD!
You're an jerk, Nova! GO AWAY!
Shut up, lame-brat. I'm in control now, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nova quickly pulled Lao back into his reach. "I'll teach you later."
"Dammit! STOP TOUCHING ME! We're brothers, you know! BROTHERS!"
That point was valid, even if slightly off.
But who cares?
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