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Post by bluebirdspride on Mar 3, 2007 20:58:05 GMT -6
((Hehe, Uke-chan'll love this...))
Joey sighed, leaning back in Professor Yuki's chair. Carrie had decided to call yet another Gay Awareness meeting after the fiasco last time involving alter-egos, a half-giant and molesting the innocent. In other words, his boyfriend saw it as a success and wanted more people to laugh at.
Speaking of Carrie... Where was he? Carrie told him the meeting started fifteen minutes ago. Joey had just made it three minutes ago. He liked avoiding the introductions, especially of closet-cases dragged here for a laugh.
The door opened. Joey stood, ready to yell at Carrie. However, someone (someone TALLER than him) walked in, with a calm aura and long, girlie hair. And that face... either this guy was one of the most girlie guys alive or it was a woman.
Joey decided on the second.
Sh*t... what do I DO? A woman... a... A YAOI FANGIRL! Oh, Yaoigami help us! Yaoi fangirls are scary... WHERE'S CARRIE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
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Post by panic on Mar 4, 2007 0:16:13 GMT -6
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind, There was something so pleasant about that place . (Or phase) Even your emotions had an echo in so much space.
And when you're out there, without care, Yeah, I was out of touch. But it wasn't because I didn't know enough: I just knew too much
Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? Possibly (Or Probably)
Carrie squeezed another generous amount of bubble bath into the tub.
"Sing on, Gnarls... Sing on..."
He reclined in the tub, sighing loudly.
Joey, I need you to be at the meeting tomorrow. You can skip all the intro bullcrap, but you just need to be there, okay? It's at 9:30.
Carrie's eyes shot open. He looked over at the clock.
9: 47.
"SH*T!"
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Post by bluebirdspride on Mar 4, 2007 1:25:19 GMT -6
"Uh... hi..." Joey said uneasily. "...who're you?"
"Ryou Bakura," Ryou replied, smiling.
...that voice is male. And British. Wait, we're all British. Pride's bad.
"Oh, hi, Ryou. I'm Joey Brown... and I have no clue where the others are."
Joey's eyes fell to the gold ring worn around the he-she's neck. He blinked. One of the spikes hanging off the end was pointed at him.
"What the...?"
"Oh, that's a gaydar. My father installed it into my Millenium Ring because I'm so bloody effeminate."
"...gaydar, huh?"
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Post by panic on Mar 4, 2007 1:33:56 GMT -6
Carrie ran through his room pulling out random clothes with his pants on.
"Too dirty! ... Too stinky! ... Too classy! ... Too boring! .... Too small!" He yelled throwing shirts over his shoulder.
"Too suggestive! Too big! Too long!! GOD, WHERE IS A DECENT SHIRT?!"
He rummaged through the drawers a little more finally settling on a nice shirt. His arms tangled in his shirt, and toothbrush hanging from his mouth, he hopped on one foot madly, trying to get a sock on.
"Come on, come on, come on..."
The sock obeyed dutifully. He grabbed a jacket and ran out of his room, slamming the door shut. ... only to come back two seconds later, realising he didn't need a jacket as he was still inside, and that his toothbrush was still in his mouth.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Mar 4, 2007 1:57:44 GMT -6
"Yes, that's right," Ryou replied.
"Is that the smartest thing to bring to a GAY club?" Joey asked.
"No... but I never take it off," Ryou replied uneasily. "It's how I met..."
"Oh, say no more, say no more," Joey grinned, with a wink and a nudge. "You have a boyfriend too, then?"
And BAM! The subtle way of announcing you're taken.
"...one COULD say that," Ryou muttered.
The door opened again. Joey glanced up with a bright smile before sinking. "Oh. It's only Arez and Lao."
One of the Ring's 4 prongs pointed at Lao lazily, the other pointing at Arez demandingly.
"Bloody hell, it's only reacted this much twice before! For Pegasus and Yami no Yuugi!"
--SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA--
Pegasus took a sip of red wine, eye trained strictly on the television screen. He chuckled. "This movie (Spice Girls) is simply FABULOUS!"
--SOMEWHERE IN DOMINO CITY JAPAN--
"This new bedroom is simply FABULOUS!"
"...that's nice, Yami."
--BACK IN YUKI'S CLASSROOM--
"Ha! See? Arez, you're caught on GAYDAR!" Joey announced triumphantly.
"...am not!"
"Yes you are."
"AM NOT!"
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Post by panic on Mar 4, 2007 4:47:10 GMT -6
Panting heavily, Carrie half crawled half climbed up the last of the six flights of stairs.
Who's idea was it to put the dorms in a f*cking cellar!? God...
He ran down the corridor, and burst madly into Yuki's classroom.
"I've arrived, I've arrived!" He announced, chest heaving. He glanced around the room, spotting Maid boy and his blonde attachment. Also a really girly looking ... guy? Or an actual girl? He looked at Joey.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Mar 4, 2007 4:58:25 GMT -6
Ah, it was Carrie! Finally, someone who could save him from these freaks!
"Carrie... our LEADER. This is Ryou Bakura," Joey said, before mouthing when Ryou's back was turned 'It's a he!'
"Hello, nice to meet you."
The Ring pointed at Carrie too. Arez, meanwhile, was trying to hide behind his "blonde attachment".
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