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Post by panic on Jan 31, 2007 2:52:26 GMT -6
God, he's CRYING. Like being a pimp is a lifetime commitment or somethin', na no da! I bet it doesn't even pay well..."YOU STOP YOUR CRYING, TOUMA SEGUCHI!" Ryuichi yelled as Yuki dragged him away. I'll have to do something drastic..."KUMAGOROU BEAM!!!" The pink bear sailed through the air colliding with Touma's beloved pimp hat, sending it across the room. Ryuichi reveled in his direct hit, before fearfully looking at Yuki. All behavior suddenly became even more childish than a few minutes ago. "I don't wanna see Tatsuhaaaaaaa... stooooooop!" He whined. "Let goooooo, I don't wannaaaaaaa..." He stubbornly grabbed onto the doorframe. "KUMAGOROU, QUICK! GET HELP! CONTACT THE FBI AND SAY THAT SAKUMA RYUICHI IS ON THE LINE! ... YES, FBI! FAN BOY INSTITUTE!"
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Post by shia on Feb 1, 2007 10:20:02 GMT -6
Shia sweatdropped, looking at the...hetic state everyone was in. What kind of school was this again? She nodded at Eiri-sensei and looks at Seguchi and Smythe, the people she was suppose to be watching, though she'd no idea why. Except for the fact one was dressed as a very lame pirate.
"Where did Eiri-sensei and the other people go?" She turned to Seguichi questioning him.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 2, 2007 5:21:28 GMT -6
Touma started crying even harder at the loss of his pimp hat and unrequited love - not to mention that girl addressing him so informally! Had Eiri-san gone back to women? The thought made his sobs and whines louder.
Arez, meanwhile, was getting a head-ache from the so-called pimp's sobbing. He was tempted to draw the stolen katana and scalp his not-so-pimp scalp off, Kill Bill Vol. 1 style. Sadly, Arez lacked the skill and really wasn't that selfish.
"Professor Sakuma and Professor Yuki went to get Yuki's brother, Tatsuha, who is Professor Sakuma's fanboy and stalker, also an assualting terrorist soldier. Weren't you eavesdropping?"Arez replied, wondering how someone can be so stupid as he adjusted his pirate bandana.
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Post by shia on Feb 2, 2007 8:50:23 GMT -6
Shia winced, trying to get her head around what Arez said, and having very little luck. Especially thanks to the crying boy, that was all pimp-like. She got the gist of it though; family problems.
"Will you shut up?!" She yelled, a growl escaping her mouth as well, glaring at Touma. "Crying is doing nothing and it makes your eyes all red and puffy!"
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 3, 2007 0:49:34 GMT -6
Touma's bottom lip trembled as he stared at Shia. "Seeee? See? NOBODY LOVES MEEEEEEEEE!" he yelled, sobbing resumed.
Arez twitched. He stormed over to Professor Yuki's desk, plucking a cigarette butt from the crystal ashtray. He was soon at Touma's side and thrust the second-hand smoke into the so-called pimp's hand.
"Professor Yuki's mouth touched that," Arez said with a grimace. He wiped his hand on his jacket. "So, if YOUR mouth touches it, it's kinda like kissing!"
Touma stared between the used cigarette and Arez several times before placing the entire yellow-and-white partly crushed cylinder into his mouth.
"That's really, really sad, isn't it?" Arez asked with a sigh.
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Post by shia on Feb 3, 2007 20:38:20 GMT -6
Shia wrinkled her nose, glaring at Touma. "That's just disgusting..." She sighed and shook her head. "Would that count as a French kiss then? Since the whole thing went in his mouth? But then technically couldn't he have a whole phydical relationship with Yuki-sensei through his cigarette buds?! Then Touma would die young from lung cancer from the chemicals in the cigarettes, so he shouldn't try it..."
She sighed and reached into her robe, pulling out a fork, followed by a piece of cake (in a container). She was good at hiding things and placing them carefully in her robes. She sat down and stuck her fork into the chocolate with white icing and strawberry on top cake, watching the people around her with amusement.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 3, 2007 23:05:43 GMT -6
Arez shrugged, before suddenly becoming aware of the overly sugary treat Shia had pulled from his robes. His nose wrinkled. That amount of sugar looked lethal. "I think you're more likely to die if you eat that."
Touma, meanwhile, sucked on the second-hand cigarette dreamily. "I bet Eiri-san tastes like this..." he sighed, eyes glazed with love.
Arez considered himself ready to vomit. What would Nova do...?
You don't understand what it's like to be inLOVE, kid. The parasite announced.
Arez rolled his eyes before getting to his feet, retriving his idol's precious Kumagorou and holding it closely.
Or perhaps the idol-stealer does.
"EIRI-SAN WILL BE MINE!" Touma announced, replacing his pimp-hat with a smirk. He plucked the cigarette butt from his mouth and stowed it in his pimpin' pocket.
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Post by shia on Feb 5, 2007 13:51:29 GMT -6
Shia shoved the sugary treat in her mouth, smiling happily. "You can die from sugar?!" She gaped, looking down at her cake and shoving another mouthful in. "And to think this coming from a boy holding a stuffed bunny." She pointed at Kumagorou in Arez's arms, arching her eyebrow.
She looked over at Touma with slight disgust. That boy MUST have brain damage. She mused to herself. He also isn't a very subtle stalker of Yuki-sensei...
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 5, 2007 20:22:45 GMT -6
Arez scowled. "Kuma-chan is a bear bunny hybrid, you idiot! Bear bunny hybrids are COOL!"
Touma laughed manically, one hand in his pocket stroking the cigarette butt lovingly. "AND THAT A$$HOLE SHINDOU IS NO-WHERE TO BE FOUND! EIRI-SAN WILL BE MINE! MIIIIIIIIINE!"
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Post by shia on Feb 19, 2007 12:25:28 GMT -6
Shia rolled her eyes. Either way its no more than a stuff animal... She thought and turned her attention to Touma.
"You. You. Touma. Why are you so obsessed with Yuki-sensei?" She raised an eyebrow and stuck another mouthful of cake in her mouth. "Isn't he like, twice your age?" Her green eyes peered at him.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 20, 2007 3:41:07 GMT -6
Arez looked at Touma, squinting slightly. "Hey... weren't you in Professor Sakuma's band? The one with the suggestive name... um... Nip... no, NITTLE! Nittle Grasper!"
Touma nodded uneasily.
"...aren't you in your thirties?"
Touma scowled. "No! I'm sixteen! Eiri-san is twenty-three ((PN: Or something))! I'M NOT LYING!"
Cough, cough.
Just at that moment, Yuki came back into the room, muttering about retarded brothers and singers. He spotted the rabbit in the pirate-kid's hands. Where was Sakuma? Pfft, who cared? Of course, Shuichi did, but Shuichi was... somewhere.
"Pirate-wanna-be, stop holding that bear... thing and I'm confiscating that katana," Yuki said coolly, holding a hand out to accept the weapon.
"Aw, crap..." Arez whined, but obediantly gave the weapon to his teacher.
"Shia, stop eating cake."
Yuki's eyes fell upon Seguchi. He twitched. "...Seguchi, are you eating my cigarettes?"
Touma's mouth fell open, the cigarette butt falling from his mouth. "No! I WAS KISSING IT!"
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"..."
"...I mean... um... I HATE YOU ALL!" Touma shouted. "...except Eiri-san."
"F*ck off Seguchi, okay?" Yuki suggested icily.
Tears came to Touma's eyes. He threw himself at Yuki, clinging tightly to his dream. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! EIRI-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
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Post by shia on Mar 6, 2007 13:25:56 GMT -6
Shia blinked uneasily. Had this teacher just try to solve everything so easily? But how? And why didn't it work on the crazy maniac attacking Yuki-sensei? She sighed, shoving her cake back into her robe and pulling her note book out again.
"Er...Teacher? Aren't we missing students?" She looked around the classroom; surely more than 3 people had taken this subject...Right?
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Post by bluebirdspride on Mar 7, 2007 4:36:33 GMT -6
Yuki smacked Touma around the head, as hard as he could manage. The keyboardist went limp, dropping to the floor. Yuki took this chance for a few free kicks without the impending threat of steak. He glared at his students.
"Dunno, don't care, all of you, get out," he growled.
"B-but Lao's sword!" Arez protested. "Professor Sakuma's Kumagorou!"
"You shouold have a sword and keep the f*cking bear."
"...but Lao'll kill meeeee!" Arez whined.
"GET. OUT."
Yuki was in a very bad mood.
"And one of you take this... "pimp" with you."
With that, Yuki abandonned his classroom again, determained to go "brat-hunting".
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