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Post by bluebirdspride on Jan 13, 2007 18:03:27 GMT -6
Eiri Yuki liked to think of himself as simple. He had his job, his cigarettes and a crazy ex-singer to avoid. Unfortunately, people seemed to disagree. Especially his sister, but nobody likes Mika, not even her husband.
Cigarette dangling loosely in his mouth, Yuki glanced over his classroom, bored. He often got bored here, hence his offer of an extra Mythology and Legend Studies class to anyone over 14. Students bellow irritated him. Not an ounce of maturity in the brats. Occassionally there was a mature one in that age group, but in Yuki's experience, the older a person gets, the more mature until they turn senile.
With the exception of Sakuma, of course. But that man still uses crayons...
((Note: Pridie looooves Ryu-chan! Best Gravitation character! Then it's Yuki xD))
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Post by shia on Jan 16, 2007 16:24:17 GMT -6
Shia Nichole ran into the classroom panting, her black cloak swishing around her feet. She looked around the classroom and subtly took her seat. She looked up at the (gorgeous) teacher with her emerald green eyes and smiled. Her silver hair flopped into her face and she let out a deep sigh.
Shia took her notebook out enthusiastically, opening it to a blank page and scribbling down some notes. She loved mythology, mainly because she was gullible and would believe anything, epically if that anything had a chance of being true. Which is also why she loved the wizarding world; a world, said to be a myth, being true.
She sighed dreamily at Eiri Yuki again, musing to herself about how hot he looked. Also how that cigarette, just barely staying in his mouth, never fell out. It gave her the impression he was a bad-boy.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Jan 16, 2007 16:59:25 GMT -6
And who should pimp-walk into the class but Touma Seguchi? Touma likes Eiri Yuki, it's a fact of the universe. He also really likes that hat of his.
ALERT! Some teenage girl was staring at HIS Eiri-san! Oh noes!
Glaring at her, Touma pimp-walked up to Yuki's desk, smiling. "Hi Eiri-san..."
Yuki rolled his eyes. Touma. Greaaat. "Seguchi, go sit down somewhere."
"Hai, Eiri-san."
How much Yuki would like to feed Touma to the giant squid...
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Post by shia on Jan 18, 2007 18:38:45 GMT -6
Shai smiled, sticking her tongue out at Touma, then quickly slipping it back into her mouth before any wands or pointy objects could be used against it. She wrote in her notebook, in big letters, "Touma Seguchi- Tried to seduce Mr. Yuki. Failed horribly." and smiled, pleased with her chart-tally-thing. It kept a record of how many people had flirted with her teacher, and how many had failed horribly.
Shia glanced at Touma, sending a 'you're so pathetic' vibe to him. Whether it actually worked...She didn't know.
She flipped the page and wrote down some notes about mystical something-or-other. She wasn't sure....
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Post by bluebirdspride on Jan 18, 2007 19:03:23 GMT -6
Touma twitched slightly. Was that girl who stared at his Yuki releasing that vibe of smug pity? What was she writing down? Did she too perhaps record Yuki's reactions? Well, at least he, Touma, was subtle about it! He glared at the girl, hissing like a pimped-up cat.
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Post by shia on Jan 30, 2007 18:05:24 GMT -6
Shia stifled a giggle at that boy. She was pretty sure he just hissed at her. "Some people are a little catty today..." She muttered under her breath, not being subtle about it. Her eyes narrowed in annoyance at even the thought of that boy, acting like he was the hottest thing around.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Jan 30, 2007 18:17:07 GMT -6
Yuki rolled his eyes. "Seguchi, hiss like that again and I'll put you in detention with Sakuma."
Touma's eyes widened in horror. Detention with Ryuichi? That would mean more rants about why Nittle Grasper broke up, pink and green clashing and Kumagorou being hungry!
"O-of course, Eiri-san. I'm sorry."
Yuki smirked. He had him whipped.
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Post by shia on Jan 30, 2007 18:28:56 GMT -6
Shia smiled. That annoying boy got told, finally. "Yuki-sensei?" She raised her hand, and continued right away. "Would strawberries taste better with whip cream or with chocolate sauce?" Her voice was soft like a little kid speaking.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Jan 30, 2007 18:42:18 GMT -6
For once, someone could honestly say they had stumped and confused the hell out of Eiri Yuki. Where the hell had that question appeared from? Was there any logic what-so-ever behind it?
Touma, however, was bursting with jealousy. Alarm bells rang through his mind, shrieking "EIRI IS BEING HIT ON!" continously. He drew in a deep breath, eyes narrowed. "What has a question like that got to do with this subject?" he asked icily.
Yuki rolled his eyes. Now Seguchi was getting clingy and jealous. Sadly, he couldn't send him to Sakuma. YET.
"That would be a matter of opinion, kid," Yuki replied, stressing the final word.
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Post by shia on Jan 30, 2007 18:54:41 GMT -6
Shia smirked. Silly little boy got what was coming to him. Kid. Ha! She mused. "Yuki-sensei look..." She pointed to a picture of a monkey-type thing. "The monkey is holding a banana. Which is a lot like a mouse holding a strawberry. So then would a strawberry taste better sweetened with chocolate syrup or with whip cream?" She smiled innocently. Her question made perfect sense.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Jan 30, 2007 19:56:32 GMT -6
What the hell are kids these days smoking? Yuki wondered, having forgotten the cigarette danglying in his own mouth. Luckily, he was saved from resonse when the door burst open again, revealing a familiar 5th year with long black hair in desperate need of a hair cut, and oddly enough, a red pirate bandana. It was that boy Tatsuha had complained about, the one his younger brother was convinced was trying to steal Sakuma. Yuki had replied with a smack around the head and said Sakuma cares only for the pink bear.
"Heeeeeeeeeello Yuki-sensei!" Arez greated brightly.
"Go sit down somewhere, Smythe," Yuki replied coldly.
Arez obeyed. "Hey... can you tell us about Hercules? Pleeeeease?"
Yuki rolled his eyes. Again with the f**King Hercules! "No, Smythe, I think seven times is more than enough."
"...but Hercules is so cool! Like you and Sakuma and Lao!"
Yuki's eye twitched. He was being compared to SAKUMA?
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Post by panic on Jan 31, 2007 0:22:23 GMT -6
"Mmmmmhmmm.... Mhmmmmm.... MMMMMHMMMMM.... Yeah.... Uh-huh... A little more... Mmmmmhmmm... Yeah.... Uh-huh... Yes... Mmmmhmmmm... Yeah.... Oh, yeah... Yessss.... Uh-huh.... Mmmmhmmm... More.... YEAH .... UH-HUH... YES-" *SNAP* "OH, JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS!" Ryuichi Sakuma threw down his coloring book angrily. "Now how the heck am I supposed to finish without yellow, na no da?!" Sighing, he slumped against a wall. No classes right now, just relaxation. Kumagorou resided on his head, on the look out for a certain black haired stalker. Ryuichi glanced around boredly. "Eh, Kumagorou, I didn't know we had a supply closet." "S-stop...""Why? Don't fight it, baby...""What an ODD game to play in a closet... Wait a minute... WAIT a MINUTE! I KNOW THAT VOICE!" Fuming, Ryuichi ran through the hallways going to find Eiri. ~~ "EIRI!! EIRI, WE HAVE TO TALK NOW, NA NO DA!" Ryuichi exploded into Eiri's classroom panting and dragging Kumagorou in one hand. "YOUR BROTHER WAS IN SOME CLOSET- oh, hi Touma. MOST LIKELY RAPING AN INNOCENT STUDENT!! I KNEW THAT SOMETHING BAD WAS GOING TO HAPPEN THE MINUTE THAT BOY WALKED INTO THIS SCHOOL- Arez, we're nowhere near Halloween. AND MADE HIMSELF KNOWN TO IT! GOD SO HELP ME I WILL- hey, is that candy on your desk?!"
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Post by bluebirdspride on Jan 31, 2007 0:39:29 GMT -6
"Sakuma, haven't you realised I'm teaching?" Yuki asked, bored. He crushed his current cigarette, instantly lighting a fresh one. "So, you think my brother's a rapist? Do you even know what rape is?"
"Of course he does! Professor Sakuma is -"
"Shut up, Smythe."
Arez's mouth closed as he slumped at his desk.
"Eiri-san... Ryuichi-san..." Touma said, pimp-stepping up to his teachers who he KNEW he was smarter than. "Before we say anythig more, we need to consider... that this IS Tatsuha-kun we're discussing. He's sly, sexy and Sakuma-obsessed, a very dangerous combination. Gentlemen... Tatsuha could possibly out-pimp ME."
"...shut up, Seguchi."
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Post by panic on Jan 31, 2007 2:23:39 GMT -6
Ryuichi pointed a finger at Touma. "THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOUR PIMPNESS! IT DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOUR FREAKISHLY FUZZY AND PURPLE HAT! IT DOESN'T EVEN REVOLVE AROUND THE SLIGHTLY WEIRD, FURRY, OH-GOD-MY-EYES CLOTHES YOU WEAR! AND HOW THE HECK ARE YOU A STUDENT!?" Tatsuha really stressed Ryuichi out. He looked at Yuki. "You think I'm crazy, don't you... I know what you're thinking! I KNOW! 'Ohhh, Sakuma's going off about my brother again. This is normal, blah blah write a novel, write a novel. I really wish he would shut up and stop imitating me, smoke smoke. When the heck will my cigarette fall out of my mouth? I don't know, because my Eiri like coolness keeps it glued to my face.' HOW SELFISH OF YOU, EIRI YUKI! HOW SELFISH OF YOU TO BE THINKING ABOUT YOUR CIGARETTE AND YOUR EIRI LIKE COOLNESS AT A TIME LIKE THIS!" He turned around and pointed at Shia. "AND WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!? DO I EVEN KNOW YOU!? WHY DON'T I KNOW YOU!? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! EVERYTHING IS WRONG! WHY ARE YOU ALL DOING NOTHING TO STOP THE ASSAULTING TERRORIST SOLDIER UNCAPABLE OF HITCHING A GIRL!? WHY DO YOU SMOKE SO MUCH!? WHEN DID YOU DECIDE TO BECOME A PIMP!? AND WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY ON EARTH MY STUDENT IS DRESSED LIKE A PIRATE!??!!" Again, Tatsuha really stressed Ryuichi out. 'nough said.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Jan 31, 2007 2:41:51 GMT -6
There was silence as all of Pride's characters stared.
And stared.
And were horrified.
And stared.
And stared some more.
Until finally, Touma decided to break the silence...
..by bursting into tears.
"Y-you h-have NO idea, R-Ryuichi! YOU HAVE NO IDEAAAA!" Touma sobbed. "T-to l-lie about y-your age and b-b-b-b-become part of N-Nittle G-Grasper... and g-g-get all that money s-s-so young... a-a-and with Eiri n-not loving ME and loving a RAPIST and t-that jerk S-Shindou..."
"Leave the brat out of this," Yuki said coolly.
"SEEEE? I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED, RYU! WHY WON'T PEOPLE LOVE MEEEEE?" Touma stuttered breathily, pointing at Yuki.
"...uh... I'm sure someone loves you..." Arez said, glancing around. "Like Jesus!"
"I'M BUDDHIST!"
"...then that fat guy..."
Touma continued to sob, falling to his knees. Yuki rolled his eyes and grabbed Ryuichi's arm.
"We'll go sort out Tatsuha, then," he said. It sounded amusing, anyways. Yuki glanced at Shia. "Hey, Miss Nichole. You seem the... least irresponsible. Can you make sure Seguchi doesn't do anything stupid and Smythe doesn't lame him to death?"
"I'M NOT LAME!"
"...why ARE you dressed as a pirate?"
A sparkle reached Arez's eyes. "IT IS MY LIFE LONG DREAM TO BE A PIRATE!"
More staring.
"Riiight. Sakuma, let's go."
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