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Post by Admin on Feb 6, 2007 21:04:45 GMT -6
Come back Fuzzy Wuzzy!!
Poor Patrick had been chasing the same purple fish for almost two hours. It had come up to the 7th floor after circling the building a few dozen times. Patrick let out a slow whine and collapsed on the flaggstone floor.
"Fuzzy Wuzzy!!" he cried. a tear slid down his cheek but it was more from the lack of blinking than the thought of loosing his fishie guide.
It was almost 9 at night. He had been sent to Hogwarts almost 6 hours ago. But, he and his partner, Maureen, had made a pitstop at Hogsmeade. It he remembered correctly, a hooker had thrown them out for wrestling with blue, flying pigs. But, it could just be those 14 fire whiskey's he drank, although this is highly unlikely.
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Post by aika on Feb 6, 2007 21:12:09 GMT -6
Hailey sighed as she walked along the almost deserted corridor, head bowed.She blinked as she heard a cry of something that sounded like 'Fuzzy Wuzzy'. Did some eleven year old lose a stuffed animal or something?
She tilted her head, walking in the direction that the cry had come from.
No, sounded to..manly..
She stopped, looking down at Patrick.
"Hey, Patrick!..What are you doing on the floor screaming 'Fuzzy Wuzzy' for, eh?"
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Post by Admin on Feb 6, 2007 21:21:34 GMT -6
Partick rolled his head up. Literally. He had to let his head fall onto his shoulder before trying to lift it and look up at the source of the scratchy voice. He sniffled and tried to make his eyes water.
"Fuzzy Wuzzy left me... Stupid fish!" he yelled. He blinked at the blurry form, still trying to decide who was interupting his drunken haulcinations. He squinted under the impression that it would help. It only made it worse so he tried widening his eyes like an owl.
"'Ailey!" he said quite loudly. "Why are you out in the Lake so late? Didn't I reserve it for myself?" He blinked in quick succession and let his head roll back onto his shoulder.
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Post by aika on Feb 6, 2007 21:31:35 GMT -6
"Oh, God.." Hailey groaned, closing her eyes."Your drunk, aren'tcha', Patrick?Well, c'mon, I don't feel like taking you to the Hospital Wing, you can stay in the guest room of my quarters.." She grabbed his arm, gently, and lifted him up.
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Post by Admin on Feb 6, 2007 21:41:11 GMT -6
"Drunk?" he said irritably. "That's a bloody lie and I plan to press changes. The minute I'm sober." He allowed himself to be lifted up with only a groan in protest. He made it to the woman's chambers, coming close to smacking his head on the door frame. His eye sight was slowly coming back into focus. He saw the woman's bed all nice and pretty. It looked so comfy... He pushed Hailey away gently and stumbled to her bed, falling into on his face. "mmmmhhh.... Soft..." he mumbled through the blankets. ((Thank you M*A*S*H for the drunk quote. ))
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Post by aika on Feb 6, 2007 21:47:23 GMT -6
"Uh-huh.Sure.And I'm going to get pregnant." She snorted. That will never happen.Who would want to have a child with a werewolf? She sighed, sitting down on the bed, leaning back until she had her hands behind her head, her face level with his.
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Post by Admin on Feb 6, 2007 21:54:24 GMT -6
Patricck looked up with a smug grin. "I could arrange that." He sat up half way and looked at her. She really was beautiful without all that fuzzy stuff around her. He blinked, clearing up the last of his blurred vision.
He leaned forward and kissed her as gently as a drunk man can.
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Post by aika on Feb 6, 2007 22:00:42 GMT -6
"Wha-What?" She blushed a light pink. She, somehow, managed to restrain herself from pushing him off as he kissed her.He was drunk, right?He didn't know what he was doing.And, besides, she didn't want to hurt him.That would be bad, seeing on how he worked for the Ministry.
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Post by Admin on Feb 7, 2007 19:15:07 GMT -6
Patrick smiled and kissed her again. Apparently she wasn't going to do anything so apparently she wanted to too. He opened his eyes as he leaned back and looked at her.
"So, how bout it, sweet thang?" As drunk as he was, he didn't look it as he lounged on his side, looking at Hailey.
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Post by aika on Feb 12, 2007 17:02:55 GMT -6
"Eeek.." Part of her wanted to curse him to no end and push him out of the window. But she wanted a child, right? She NEEDED someone little to care for, right? Someone other then her students. D**n. She relaxed, not answering Patrick.
(Sucky post >.< I have a writers block..
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Post by Admin on Feb 13, 2007 21:51:02 GMT -6
Patrick grinned again and moved in closer. He was touching her now. His arm lay over hers gently and his lips were dangerously close to hers, waiting for a signal that he could continue. Drunk or not he knew, at least, that you shouldn't just force a woman to do that kind of thing. He had to make the offer and make sure she understood he was serious, then wait for her to make a move.
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Post by aika on Feb 15, 2007 19:48:11 GMT -6
"Just get it over with.." Muttered Hailey, wincing slightly. WHATAREYOUDOINGAREYOUCRAZYHEISADRUNK!!THISCHILDWILLHAVESOMEMENTALPROBLEMS!!YOUBARELYKNOWHIM!! ..Oh be quiet, Consceince.
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Post by Admin on Feb 17, 2007 23:23:14 GMT -6
Patrick took that as his signal and kissed her gently.
*explicit-ness*
Awhile later, Patrick looked up. His head was throbbing like it had just been smashed by a two-by-four. He blinked slowly, and looked around the room. Chair. Door. Floor. Ceiling. Bed. Bed?! He looked down quickly and, noticing he was in a bed, not his own, he yelped. It was about then that he noticed the woman beside him.
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Post by aika on Mar 10, 2007 12:56:42 GMT -6
Patrick's yelp seemed not to wake a sleeping Hailey. Or, if it did, she fell back asleep. After all, who would want to be woken up, possibly pregnant, with someone you probrably hardly know as the father?add to that the annoying Slytherins, having to grade papers and teach all day long, and worry about two kids, one who is a werewolf.Oh, and one more thing to add.Being a werewolf, she was very cautious of when the full moon is.So, she ends up waking up at midnight everynight just to check the moonphases.Oh yeah, all shewanted to do now was sleep.
Ooc; Oh, wow.I am wayy out of practice..xDD Sorry..
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Post by Admin on Mar 10, 2007 18:41:28 GMT -6
Patrick struggled out of the blanket, falling on the hard floor in the process. He looked at the woman again. She looked familiar but he couldn't quite remember her name. The pounding in his head wasn't helping the situation either. He stood up and grabbed at his pants and shirt, pulling them on, the shirt inside out. He completly forgot his shoes as he rushed out the door of the woman's chambers.
As he reached the Gryffindor commonroom, the pain in his head caught up with him. He keeled over a large arm chair and sighed. The man threw his hands over his head and simply stood there for a few minutes, trying to catch some breath that might relieve some of the pain.
It took him almost 10 minutes but he felt the pain subside minorly. Just enough to move out of the commonroom. He hurried out into the hall and fell to his knees, asleep.
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