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Post by panic on Feb 19, 2007 22:13:43 GMT -6
"Hey, Carrie, are you okay? Should I take care of you? I'm good with medical magic and pirating has taught me all kinds of tricks! I'll make you feel good!"
Cue the POP.
Echoes... Echoes everywhere...
"I'll make you feel good... good... good..."
"Take care of you... you... you..."
"I'm good with medical magic... magic...magic..."
Words... melding... together...
"I'm good with making you feel good... good... good..."[/b]
"Make you feel good with all kinds of tricks... tricks... tricks..."[/b]
Carrie backed away from Arez.
"NO, NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME FEEL GOOD! YOU-YOU DON'T KNOW HOW!!! STOP GETTING INSIDE OF MY HEAD!!!"
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 19, 2007 22:42:33 GMT -6
Arez's face twisted in confusion. "Why're you so weak and shakey? I can make it better, promise! I won't cut anything off or spill anything!"
Arez glanced over to Professor Sakuma desperately for support.
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Post by panic on Feb 19, 2007 22:48:38 GMT -6
Ryuichi was staring off into space.
DO I have feelings for Tatsuha? Nooo... No? Noooooo... Right? Naaaaaaaaah... Eh? Ughhhh... Aaaaaa... No. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh... Mmmmm? Ummmm... nooooo... no? Nah. .... ARGH!
Carrie amde an X with his fingers.
"NO, YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T... YOU WILL SPILL NOTHING ON ME!! NOTHING, YOU HEAR ME!!? Filthy boy.... Filthy boy!"
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 19, 2007 23:18:06 GMT -6
Filthy?
"I'm not filty! I was everyday now!" Arez protested. He waved a hand in front of Professor Sakuma's face. "Nooo! Professor Sakuma is going insane too! WHAT IS GOING ON?"
Pop.[/b]
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Touma had a bone to pick with SOMEONE. And since he couldn't blame his lovely teacher and soon-to-be-brother-in-law-or-lover, he would blame his other teacher and former band-mate.
Knowing Ryuichi would inevitably be colouring brooms, he headed down to the pitch, not even pimp-walking due to the rage. He was soon distraced, however, by the maid. Clearly male, but it wasn't everyday you encountered someone willing to degrade themselves like that. Touma had finally found a bitch. He pimp-walked up the last two steps up to the black-haired maid-man, smirking pimpishly.
"Bitch, please," he stated.
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Post by panic on Feb 19, 2007 23:33:06 GMT -6
Oh, crap it's TOUMA...
"Hi, Touma..." Ryuichi said boredly as the ex-keyboardist pimp walked his last steps over to them.
What the hell does he want anyway...
"...What do you mean by now, Arez- NEVERMIND! YOU- YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME, ALRIGHT!?"
Carrie tripped over his shoelaces *like in the cheap horror films* and fell onto his back.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 19, 2007 23:43:37 GMT -6
Touma sent Carrie a glare. "D0n't y0' g0 t3@s!n' m@! turf, f0' $hizzl3!"
Arez blinked heavily, cocking his head to the side. "What?"
Touma smirked. "$hut up, b!tch!"
"...what?"
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Post by panic on Feb 19, 2007 23:49:28 GMT -6
Ryuich frowned as Touma unpleasantly.
"Touma, you are being MOST unpleasant, and saying this as pleasantly as I can while meaning it in an unpleasant way: What the hell do you want, you unpleasant pimp?"
This is MOST unpleasing...
Carrie blinked at Touma.
"I'm sorry, come again? My ears were picking up exclamations points and and threes... and at's... zeroes... and air commas everywhere...."
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 19, 2007 23:56:57 GMT -6
Realising people weren't fully fluent in p!mp-l33t like himself, Touma careful tried to translate the sublanguage into English. He kept his formal tone as he spoke.
"You renegade biatch, there ain't no way choo can beat me, I'm da king o' da pimp, don't go touchin' mai turf, so step off, you biatch!"
"...what?"
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Post by panic on Feb 20, 2007 0:03:31 GMT -6
Mmmmm, I think Biatch is a brand of Prada bag...
Carrie looked dreamily off into space...
I should get Joey a Biatch Prada bag... We could have matching maroon sets with BIATCH in gold on the front...
"Mmmm, biatch..."
Ryuichi, flustered with himself and Arez's new question that had presented DOOM upon him, glared wrathfully at Touma.
"...Touma..."
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 20, 2007 0:10:18 GMT -6
Touma sulked. "FINE. That kid's a maid, I'm a pimp. You're Japanese, Ryuichi-san, so you should make the connection. SO STEP OFF, YOU BIATCH!"
Arez puzzled over this. "...pimp...maid... you want me to... be a waitress for your wh0res?"
If I could, I'd choose about now for suicide.
Touma glared at him. "Shut up, b!tch."
"Why don't I get the cool "biatch"?"
"SHUT UP B!TCH! MOMMY AND DADDY ARE TALKING!"
Arez sulked.
"And YOU, Sakuma Ryuichi, have gotten Mika pissed off. Expect STEAK," Touma announced dramatically with many pimp florishes.
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Post by panic on Feb 20, 2007 0:17:01 GMT -6
Ryuichi looked at Touma.
"Expect STEAK." *hand flourish, hand flourish, hand flourish...*
Whoa... Kuma-chan did you see those hand flourishes!? They could behead a cow! I wonder how he does it...
Ryuichi shook his head to snap himself out of the PIMP HAND FLOURISHESOF DEATH.
"What did I do? I hardly even KNOW her... And I HATE steak, na no da..." He pouted. "...And since when did I become the Mommy?!"
Carrie glanced at Arez sulking, and was immediately sucked in.
I'm trying reeeeally hard... He'll never know... A pirate... Make you feel good... Medical magic... I'm... Does this make me look fat... MAID... *pop* ...
"STOP IT, AREZ!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!"
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 20, 2007 0:27:18 GMT -6
Touma ignored the teen angst shouting, shoving Arez towards Carrie.
"Deal with the freak whilst Mommy and Daddy are talking, b!tch," he ordered.
"...you're my real daddy?" Arez asked, eyes starry.
"JUST GO, B!TCH!"
Arez sulked more, like a ten-year-old, before sulkily pulling Carrie away from "Mommy and Daddy".
"It's YOUR fault because Tatsuha's being weird. He's probably got a brain-tumour or something, Eiri-san's worried about him even! And since you're all that's in Tatsuha's brain, it's YOUR fault Eiri-san's upset and I'll pimp-slap anyone who upsets my Eiri-san!" Touma ranted.
Meanwhile...
"What the hell did I do to you?" Arez asked. He spat the gum out; the flavour was gone. "I don't care, really, but it's not enough to have you screaming at me for listening in on Mommy and Daddy, no matter HOW obsessed with me you are."
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Post by panic on Feb 20, 2007 0:40:37 GMT -6
Ryuichi rolled his eyes at Touma, and mouthed 'Eiri-san' mockingly.
"It's not my fault Tatsuha is ignoring me! If you have a problem with him go and tell him that!"
He stood up, brushing the dirt from his robes.
"And if you're SOOOO in love with Yuki as you claim to be, why don't you make a frickin' move, or- or get him drunk or something! I mean, GOD, Touma! Pimp runs in your veins! The epitome of sexual antics IS the pimp! Get a life, or some backbone or something!"
He looked him squarely in the eye.
"And if you can't figure out how to get a booty call from hot people... by God, you're the lamest pimp I know."
He started to walk off, then put his index finger in the air and stopped.
"...Actually, you're... the ONLY... pimp I know... BUT I DIGRESS! Get a life, man. And stop kissing cigarettes, it makes your breath smell bad." He threw some Altoids at him (from his many pockets), then walked back up to him and right into his face, whispering harshly.
"And I won't say this in front of them, but you've been chasing after Eiri for more than your current age, so it's time to shape up, and get some booteh. Or... Or I walk. And... I don't mean it literally... I mean, as in...- SHUT UP! I'm new to this whole mean thing, okay!?"
Meanwhile...
Carrie blanched at Arez.
"I am NOT obsessed with you! You're just in my dreams! That's it!"
... That didn't come out like it did when I rehearsed it in my head...
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 20, 2007 0:49:48 GMT -6
Touma scowled, shoving Ryuici away. "Fine! I just want Eiri-san to be happy, and that jerk Shindou is a disaster waiting to happen. AND AT LEAST I KNOW WHEN I'M IN LOVE! AND DON'T BREAK UP BANDS OVER COLOURS! OR CARRY AROUND PINK BUNNIES!" Tears sprung to his eyes. "I HATE YOU, RYUICHI-SAN! I HATE YOU!"
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Arez's jaw dropped. "You DREAM ABOUT ME?"
In his mind, he heard the unique sound of a spirtitual being crapping himself laughing.
"...you're a Prophet? Like Mohammad? Mohammad Carrie! WOW! YOU'RE COOL CARRIE!" Arez cried hyperly, glomping Carrie.
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Post by panic on Feb 20, 2007 1:01:24 GMT -6
Ryuichi gasped.
"YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THOSE COLORS DIDN'T MATCH, TOUMA SEGUCHI! DAMN WELL!!! AND I KNOW WHEN I'M IN LOVE! AND OBVIOUSLY, I'M NOT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HEY! I DON'T KNOW!"
Right?
Ryuichi clenched his teeth, hissing out the last words.
"And Kumagorou is bear bunny HYBRID....A HYBRID, you bumbling BAFOON..."
He felt compelled to Kumagorou Beam Touma, but knew that he probably would pay for it later in his body weight of STEAK.
"And-and you can't hate me... because... because I HATE YOU! SO THERE!"
Meanwhile...
Carrie hissed as Arez glomped him.
"See, see this is what's wrong!! Right here!"
I feel VIOLATED...
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