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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 18, 2007 1:42:54 GMT -6
I'm almost done torturing him. For now. Nova decided as he stepped out onto the quidditch pitch. He adjusted the apron and pulled on the knee-high socks. He fiddled with the head-dress before nodding, satisfied.
"Enjoy the thrill, lame-ass," he chuckled, popping his gum.
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Arez awoke with a snap. He glanced around quickly, amazed to have regained control of his own body. "I'm more powerful than I thought..."
Wait a minute.
Why were his legs so... breezy?
He glanced down. And SCREAMED.
Arez Smythe was in the middle of the quidditch pitch wearing a maid's outfit.
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Post by panic on Feb 18, 2007 1:52:13 GMT -6
Having rescued Kumagorou from the clutches of his overly emotional pimpy friend, Ryuichi had moved on to prepare for his next class of the day.
He surveyed the Quidditch Pitch happily until he saw something in the middle of it. it was Arez.
Quickly launching into a Ryuichi panic (Arez had fallen, Arez had tripped over a rock and broken his leg, Arez had been winded and now couldn't breathe etc), he grabbed Kuma-chan and ran towards Arez.
"AREZ-KUN!! AREZ-KUN, ARE YOU OKAY!!!"
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 18, 2007 1:58:03 GMT -6
Arez's eyes widened in horror. What would Professor Sakuma say if he saw him like this?
"I HOPE YOU DIE, NOVA! YOU A$SHOLE!" He shouted, before discovering the perfect way to hide.
He closed his eyes. "I CAN'T SEE ANYONE SO NO-ONE CAN SEE ME!"
...this was funny until you said that. Why the HELL did I get stuck in YOU?
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Post by panic on Feb 18, 2007 2:03:04 GMT -6
Assuming the worst when Arez started talking to himself AND saying he couldn't see him, Ryuichi went into a panic.
"OH MY GOD, YOU'RE BLIND, AREN'T YOU?! YOU FELL AND THE GRASS GERMS GOT IN YOUR EYE AND MADE YOU BLIND!!!! I TOLD BRIGITTA TO GET A NEW FERTILIZER, BUT SHE WOULDN'T LISTEN!! AND NOW YOU'RE BLIND!! BLIND LIKE THAT BLACK SINGER!!! BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!!!!"
Running the few steps frantically to Arez's side, he knelt down beside him.
"WHYYYYY?! WHY YOU?! WHY NOT ME INSTEAD!! MY FAITHFUL STUDENT!! WHYYYYY! WHYY- ohhh, that's a nice color on you, Arez-kun. It brings out your bangs nicely."
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 18, 2007 2:08:19 GMT -6
Arez's eyes snapped open. A blush spread across his face. "You can see me? Do you have some awesome powers from Kuma-chan?"
Then he realised what Professor Sakuma had said. "I DIDN'T WILLINGLY WEAR THIS YOU KNOW! I WAS FORCED BY SOMEONE EVIL! EXTREMELY EVIL!"
Arez whimpered. "...he hates me. He's gonna kill me..."
DAMN RIGHT I AM! YOU PIXIE HOGGER!
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Post by panic on Feb 18, 2007 2:14:14 GMT -6
Ryuichi frowned.
"Who? Who's gonna kill you? And how could he hate you?"
Ryuichi shook his head suddenly, thrusting Kumagorou into Arez's arms.
"Arez, I don't know why you're out here in a maid's uniform, but I can tell that you're upset by whatever or whoever this thing is." He sighed deeply. "I don't do this often, so here. I think you need a good week with Kumagorou, 'cause you've had it rough lately, na no da..."
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 18, 2007 2:19:47 GMT -6
Arez's eyes watered. He burried his face in his hands. "He hates me because of the pixie! His pixie! Lao likes me better so he hates me!"
STOP F*CKING WHINING!
"HE'S YELLING AT ME! EVEN KUMAGOROU CAN'T SAVE ME! WHERE'S BATMAN? BATMAN! BAAAAAAAAAAATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
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Post by panic on Feb 18, 2007 2:23:32 GMT -6
Ryuichi flinched when Arez started yelling for a man bat.
"Okay, okay! Calm down..."
He smiled at Arez suddenly.
"Silly Arez. Batman isn't capable for the job. How childish of you. If anything you should be calling Spiderman, DUH."
Tucking Kumagorou behind his head, Ryuichi tilted his head to the side.
"Know what makes ME feel better, hm? COLORING! You wanna help me color the broomsticks, Arez-kun?"
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 18, 2007 2:29:11 GMT -6
Arez sniffled and nodded, pulling the skirt of the dress down and reaching for a crayon when suddenly...
Touch that crayon and I'll kill you and everyone you care about. Even Pixie, but then I'll do mouth-to-mouth. And he'll love me FOREVER!
...touch the crayon and die, LAMEA$S!
Arez's bottom lip quivered. "Do you hate me so much, Nova?" He burst into tears again. ANd gagged on the gum, coughing and spluttering.
"Wait a minute... Professor Sakuma, where's your stalker?"
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Post by panic on Feb 18, 2007 2:36:55 GMT -6
Ryuichi frowned when Arez dropped his crayon and started crying, effectively and lamely choking on his gum in the process.
"Fine. Don't color with me."
His frown increased when HE was mentioned.
"Tatsuha? He's-"
He stopped, eyes darkening with realisation.
"... IT HAS BEEN SUSPICIOUSLY UNEVENTFUL IN THE REALM OF TATSUHA LATELY..."
Something wasn't right about this... Something was going on. A conspiracy, an Armegeddon... SOMETHING...
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 18, 2007 2:42:10 GMT -6
Arez chewed his gum thoughtfully, blowing and popping a bubble. "Professor Sakuma... maybe he's given up on you? Are you jealous? He was kinda cool..."
HEY! TRAUMATISING YOU HERE! LISTEN TO ME, DICK-WEED!
Shut it, Nova, I'm trying to help Professor Sakuma!
Oh Jesus... SORT OUT YOUR OWN LOVE-LIFE FIRST, n00b!
"...do you miss him?"
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Post by panic on Feb 18, 2007 2:50:56 GMT -6
*POP* *POP* *POP* The vile noise echoed throughout the school. Carrie looked up from his book in the common room.
"...GUM."
Without a backward glance to the dozing Joey, he began his trek down the stairs, and around the school looking for the chewy filth. The stench of Vanilla Cola wafted through the air, adding to his blood lust of seeing the gum thoroughly wrapped and disposed of.
Ever since the dreams about Arez, gum had been a problem with Carrie. Joey wasn't even allowed to chew it in front of him. He made sure everyone knew this rule, and obviously this chewer-of-hell didn't.
He found himself outside of Hogwarts, sniffing this way and that way until his gaze pointed in the direction of the Quidditch Pitch.
"...GUM." He muttered darkly, before striding forward.
Ryuichi, meanwhile, looked at Arez puzzled at his change in behavior. He snorted at the teen's question.
"Miss him? Pfffft..."
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 18, 2007 3:00:38 GMT -6
Arez popped the gum again. "Yeah, miss him. Because he's not stalking you. And probably has a girlfriend. And stuff."
Arez glanced up at the sky thoyghtfully. "In this comic I read some guy didn't see someone for a while and now he loves him. Does life work like that?"
A sudden feeling of doom sunk in around Arez. He glanced towards the pitch's entrance, seeing a familiar face.
"Oh crap, it's CARRIE."
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Post by panic on Feb 18, 2007 15:53:19 GMT -6
Ryuichi, deeply in thought, didn't know how to respond to Arez's statement.
"Well, I guess-" But he was cut off by Arez looking across the field.
Carrie had heard the second pop and was intently stalking forward, looking more like a living dead zombie than a teenage boy, his eyes looking straight at Arez or more precisely the gum in his mouth. As he reached Arez, he opened his mouth to start yelling, but stopped. His face drained of color...
"... M-MAID..."
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Post by bluebirdspride on Feb 18, 2007 23:14:08 GMT -6
Arez flushed. "Ah, yeah, well, you see... Lao's evil twin brother did it. I didn't want to, I don't like this (much) and I am not gay!"
Since I seem to be the only one who gets our connections - even more so than Pride - I'll clear one thing up. WE. AREN'T. TWINS!
Arez noticed Carrie's pale face. He frowned and jumped to his feet, waving a hand in front of his face. "Hey, Carrie, are you okay? Should I take care of you? I'm good with medical magic and pirating has taught me all kinds of tricks! I'll make you feel good!"
Arez popped the gum.
((Edited to include MORE innuedo!))
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