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Post by akatsukiroules on Apr 5, 2007 23:04:14 GMT -6
Making as much sense out of the conversation that he could, Shuichi beamed and replied " YEs it is VERY pink! I guess I kinda DO look like a tapeworm!! that is such a wonderful comment! I'm Shuichi!" Shuichi puffed out his chest and stuck out his hand. While he was waiting for the other to reply, Shuichi got a funny feeling...the feeling that he only got when his speacil someone was near...meaning... 'YUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!'
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Post by panic on Apr 5, 2007 23:11:41 GMT -6
"YUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"
And the hounds are released... Ryuichi thought dryly, wincing at the intervals of the other ex-singer's voice.
He could have sworn a glass broke somewhere. That feeling of being watched spasmed up his spine again and he turned around swiftly, accidentally hitting Arez on the head with the head of his spare broomstick he had been carrying.
"WHO IS WATCHING ME, NA NO DA! STOP IT ... IT'S CREEPING ME OUT!"
He turned back towards Arez, hitting him again.
"Arez, if you stay on the ground looking like that all the time, you'll get fat and lazy," He scolded, distractedly.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Apr 5, 2007 23:52:13 GMT -6
"I CAN'T BE LAZY I'M THE PIRATE KING!" Arez yelled at the top of his voice. Let me tell you, that is damn loud. Louder than Shuichi loud. So loud it hits over 110 hZ. LOUD.
I am going to kill you. I am going to rip your spleen out, feed it to yourself, then turn you into haggis and feed your haggis self to that f*cking bunny-obsessed teacher you love so much! Nova announced, his voice trembling with rage.
"Hey! Don't do that, haggis isn't tasty!"
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Yuki's eyes widened.
"Shuichi."
He wasn't sure if he was happy or angry. Sure, his lover was here, good, sex. But Shuichi was whiny, loud, cried a lot and gave bad blow-jobs.
Yuki resolved to hide behind the lavender drapes.
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Post by akatsukiroules on Apr 7, 2007 17:53:48 GMT -6
" Yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki" Shuichi said loud n' clear. He twirled 360 degrees looking for the direction his 'yuki-sense' tingled the most. " Ryu, Arex we must go in search of Yuki and whoever Ryu is looking for!!!!!! IN THAT DIRECTION!!!" Shuichi pointed to the direction that lead to a door. ( duh...Yuki's in a castle so of course they have to go through a door, silly Shuichi)
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Post by panic on Apr 7, 2007 22:09:48 GMT -6
Tatsuha frowned as Ryuichi turned away from him. The view was still quite lovely, but right now he wanted face not ass. There was a piercing scream of, "YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKI!!!!!!" and Tatsuha knew that someone else of his interest (sorta) was here. His brother's boyfriend.He tore through his room, and ran down the stairs making his way to his brother's classroom. ~~ Ryuichi looked down at Arez. "Arez-kun, I didn't know you liked Yuki too." He smiled. "It's good you want to help Shu-chan find him. He always seems to be getting lost... Like, a lot. He mistakeningly got lost in a plane, you know. Shu-chan had to skydive and take him home." He turned towards Shuichi. "You should put a chip in him." He smiled.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Apr 7, 2007 22:26:07 GMT -6
Arez frowned. "Yuki? You mean... the smoker-teacher? Who sees into the future through the smoke? And called me an idiot and said that tape-worms will not take over the world and make everyone wear purple ribbons because this is an alternate universe and not that story?"
He glanced over to where He Of Pink Hair And Lousy's Eyes pointed. He gasped, grinning widely. "THAT'S WHERE MR COOL MUST BE HIDING! MR COOOOOOOOOOOOOL! HELLO! MR COOL WE'RE COMING!"
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Lao cursed. Now, how to hide... Unless he could figure out a way to turn invisible or move faster than the eye could comprehend, he was more or less stuffed. Unless he took the risk of kill people by erasing memories...
Or of course there was that door behind him.
Duh.
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Yuki cringed behind the lavender drapes.
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Post by akatsukiroules on Apr 7, 2007 22:32:16 GMT -6
Shuichi tired of waiting around ( his Yuki senses were whinning at him gosh dammit!) grabbed Arez and Ryuchi taking off. Ryuichi's broom banged agaisnt right near everything but Shuichi nethier noticed nor cared. He was focused on his Yuki. Who might move if he realized Shuichi had a major glomp spree planned for him. " YUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" Shuichi yelled, sounding like a deranged chiken ( See : Touma) The scream shatted a few windows and blew the door off its hinges, allowing the trio to rush through.
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Post by panic on Apr 7, 2007 22:44:46 GMT -6
Tatsuha sauntered up the last few steps to his brother's classroom.
"Oh, Anikiiiiiiiii..."
He peered through the doorframe. No sign of Yuki. He walked in, confused and looked around.
"Aniki- Ah."
A ULBBD was soon spotted. For all you retards, that's Unidentified Large Bump Behind Drapes, DUH.
Tatsuha sprouted horns and a tail at first sight of his brother cowering behind drapes. He walked over to them, and with a swift yank pulled them away.
"AHA! AND LIKE MAGIC, EIRI YUKI APPEARS!"
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Post by bluebirdspride on Apr 7, 2007 22:51:27 GMT -6
Yuki growled like a vicious bear. "Tatsuha, I am going to SLAUGHTER you. I'll f*cking turn you into STEAKS. Steaks which MIKA will then eat."
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Arez had reached a conclusion.
"Perhaps you're not as tapewormy as I thought..."
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Post by akatsukiroules on Apr 7, 2007 22:58:58 GMT -6
A normal person shouldn't have heard Yuki, but this is SHUICHI where talking about... "Thank you Arez-ku-YUUUUUUKI!!! I HEARD HIMTHISWAY!!" Shuichi charged down the hall, just in time to see his ugg- Will-be-brother-in-law talking to HIS Yuki, who was behind a drape. Shuichi immeidaltey got the wrong idea. " GET AWAY FROM MY YUKI TATSUHA!!!!!" Shuichi ran straight up to IT and yelled in his face, like usual.
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Post by panic on Apr 7, 2007 23:27:25 GMT -6
Ryuichi was unceremoniously dumped onto Yuki's classroom floor. He frowned and dusted Kumagorou off. "Eh, Kuma-chan, disrespect in the world is rising..." He stood up, and dusted off his robes. "Dust dust dust... Or is it cigarette ash? ... Ewww... Well, I better be go-" [stiffen stiffen stiffen]TATSUHA.~~ Tatsuha snorted at his brother. "Yes, but I'm not the one cowering behind the lavendar drapes, now am I? It really shows your masculinity, really I applaud your effort." At that moment, the door burst open and a pink whirlwind entered the room. Looks like we're gonna have to go through THIS again..."Yuki is not just yours, you selfish-" SAKUMA...
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Post by Admin on Apr 7, 2007 23:30:52 GMT -6
I swear I told you two no posting...
Sorry about this, Pride. You didn't do anything to deserve this.
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