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Post by bluebirdspride on Mar 1, 2007 22:51:44 GMT -6
Arez grinned widely, glad someone finally agreed with him.
"Of course, it'd have to be really, really ugly, just like Nova's personality," Arez announced thoughtfully. "Perhaps a Ron Weasley action figure?"
Y-you... you-re EVIL! Pure, pure, pure EVIL! I'M GOING TO TELL ON YOU!
Who to, your "mommy"?
LIKE HELL! I'm tell my pixie!
Nova's voice was shaky and breathy, almost sounding like the parasite was in tears. That is the effect of a Ron Weasley action figure.
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Post by panic on Mar 1, 2007 23:04:04 GMT -6
Ryuichi smiled widely.
"We could always use Brigitta..."
Crazy wench has no d*mn personality! She wouldn't even let me color on the walls... I should KB her...
He looked thoughtful for a minute.
"Or we could use Shani."
Little Miss Know-it-All... I should move her to a different class... Screw that whole, "I love all my students," quote teachers spew! It's crap and not true. I HATE her.
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Oh no, now I really am going to hell...
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Post by bluebirdspride on Mar 1, 2007 23:20:24 GMT -6
THERE IS NO F*CKING WAY I'M GOING TO SPEND THE REMAINDER OF MY LIFE IN THE BODY OF A F*CKING DISGUSTING WOMAN!
"Nova says he hates women," Arez announced with a sadistic grin. "I think he's gay, Professor Sakuma."
Oh, bravo to the genius! Did you miss my obsession with your best friend? My constant flirting with? The fact I take over your body when both of you are asleep and stare at him?
Arez whined, paling. "Professor Sakuma, he's really, really scaring me... he says he's gonna raped Lao!"
YOU LITTLE ASSH0LE! I'LL F*CKING SLAUGHTER YOU! F*CKING BASTARD!
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Post by panic on Mar 1, 2007 23:26:27 GMT -6
Ryuichi chewed his bottom lip for a bit. He finally held up his index finger, and closed his eyes.
"Now, now Arez-kun, you should know how to handle your parasite friend no matter how mean, cruel, gay, weird, and sadistic he is. After all he is in your body."
He opened his eyes.
"However, I don't think he'd let you handle him, so my conclusion is..."
He paused for dramatic effect.
"... You have quite a problem on your hands."
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Post by bluebirdspride on Mar 1, 2007 23:57:59 GMT -6
Arez nodded, eyes wide. "It's messed up! And it's all Lao's mothers' faults. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR PLAYING GOD, B!TCHES!"
The response that came wasn't great. Out of what seemed to be no where, something smacked painfully against Arez's jaw. It was bruising already, though seemed not to be broken. Groaning, Arez picked up the attacking object. It was... a gold ball?
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Post by panic on Mar 2, 2007 0:06:26 GMT -6
A sign from th heavens! A gold ball! ...
But what did that signify?
Ryuichi glanced around confused. Great. Students sharing bodies, crazy wenches, possessive fanboys, pimps, and to top it off the sky was raining golden balls.
There was nothing about this in the job application, na no da... Maybe I should have stayed in the pop star business...
Arez had been smacked painfully in the jaw by the ball.
"Arez-kun, you should be more careful on where you park your jaw, na no da...."
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Post by bluebirdspride on Mar 2, 2007 0:10:53 GMT -6
Arez jumped to his feet, glancing around eagerly. "This wasn't an accident; whoever threw this has super-awesome-skills and MUST be cool!"
SMACK! Another ball collided with his forehead.
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Post by panic on Mar 2, 2007 0:17:14 GMT -6
Tatsuha was looking out a window from his brother's classroom, binoculars in hand.
"Here, Sakuma, Sakuma, Sakuma..."
He said to not bother Ryuichi for two weeks... That doesn't mean I can't look at him.
Tatsuha scanned the Quidditch field with so much obsession and talent, Orochi-kun would have been put to shame.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Mar 2, 2007 0:32:06 GMT -6
Arez rubbed his forehead, groaning painfully. "Hey! I said you're COOL! Don't throw things at me!" Arez protested, arms flailing around wildly.
His left shoulder was struck. Arez winced.
"YOU'RE SUPER SKILLED! SUPER-SKILLED! WHERE ARE YOU ATTACKING FROM?"
The next one hit him right on the belly-button. Arez wimpered.
"Mr Cool really doesn't like me, does he?"
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Post by panic on Mar 3, 2007 2:36:49 GMT -6
Ryuichi shaded his eyes trying to see the source behind the attack.
[stiffen stiffen stiffen...]
... I'm being watched...
Ryuichi glanced around but saw nothing. The hairs on the back of his neck stood up nevertheless...
He tugged on Arez's arm.
"Arez-kun, obviously the pitcher of golden balls doesn't like you too much, na no da..." He said, distractedly looking around.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Mar 3, 2007 2:46:02 GMT -6
Lao scoffed.
Doesn't like him? I wish...
He threw another ball, concealed behind the shed. With his uber m@d $k!lllz, it smacked Arez. DOWN THERE.
Arez gasped heavily, sinking to the ground, groaning. He instinctively curled up into a protective ball (how suiting), ignoring the manical laughter in his mind.
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Post by panic on Mar 3, 2007 3:03:19 GMT -6
Ryuichi gasped as Arez fell down.
"Arez-kun!"
He knelt by him, shoving Kuma-chan into his face.
"Here, hole Kuma, he'll draw out the pain! Or-or you can hold my hand! No, wait-"
He started a loooooong session, pulling various items out of his pockets to make Arez feel better, completely forgetting about being watched.
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Post by bluebirdspride on Mar 3, 2007 3:08:39 GMT -6
Lao winced. That would hurt... perhaps his aim was a little off. He could either go to Arez's side and be openly jealous of Sakuma, hide here and see what would happen or run.
Lao Ixtab NEVER ran.
He wasn't a healer so he wouldn't comfort.
Looks like he was stuck stalking again.
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"Ow..." Arez gasped. "Ow, f**k, ow, ow, ow, OW!"
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Post by akatsukiroules on Apr 4, 2007 19:08:53 GMT -6
Shuichi Shindo, all time king of People-who-are-too-damn-cheerful-at-the-worst-moments decided THEN to waltz in. Or bounce in. " RYUICHI-CHAN YOUR HERE TOO!!!!GUESSWHATIJUSTTRANSFERE- DANDOHHHHHTHATLOOKSLIKEITHURTS." Shuichi bent over Arez , getting right in his face. " Are you O.K?" Yes, thats our Shuichi, looking over the obvious fact ( Arez bent over in pain) and jumping straight into the " Dumb questions you shoulc never asked when someone's injured." " Bye the way have you seen Yuki?"
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Post by bluebirdspride on Apr 5, 2007 0:59:38 GMT -6
At the sight of pink hair, Arez soon forgot his pain.
"OHMYGODYOURHAIRISPINK! PINK! PIIIIIIIIIIIINK! IT'S... PINK! VERY PINK! EXTREMELY PINK! OH SO DAMN PIIINK! PINKPINKPINK!"
Arez pointed an accusing finger at Shuichi. "AND YOU STOLE LOUSY'S EYES! YOU MUST BE A TAPE-WORM! A BRIGHT, EXTREMELY PINK TAPE-WORM!"
From his stalker-possition, Lao twitched. "Nova had better defend my name."
F*CKNG HELL! SHUT UP ABOUT PINK! And it's Lao-ZI, Lao-ZI, not lousy!
So he had.
Laozi, Lousy... It sounds the same!
"PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!" Arez added one last time for the hell of it.
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Somewhere, in the towers high above, Yuki shivered. He had a bad feeling...
Lighting up a cigarette, Yuki dismissed it as paranoia.
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